is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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