So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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