See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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