love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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