didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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