It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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