I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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