i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He is an equal opportunity slut.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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