the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wish you could order shots online.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
