Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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