doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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