That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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