love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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