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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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