Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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