PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
love makes seman taste better
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At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So apparently I’m into choking now
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