Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
There are leaves in my underwear?
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