East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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