idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
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I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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