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Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I party with great urgency now.
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