Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I understand Curling. That high.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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