dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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