Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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