I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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