I wanna bring you to show and tell
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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