how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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