Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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