susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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