A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Still dying that you shit outside
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
