If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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