ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
They took my balls.
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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