If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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