I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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