there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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