dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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