i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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