thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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