oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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