Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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