Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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