I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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