problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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