they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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