Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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