butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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