At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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