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i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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