I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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