ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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