At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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