Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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