BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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