Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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