Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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