he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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